That’s Mr. Wonderful looking fresh and rejuvenated after kayaking 3 miles round trip to the bioluminescent bay near Fajardo in the black of night. Excuse my strained expression. Our inadvertent Puerto Rican triathlon was a whirlwind of euphoric ziplining followed by a kick-your-booty hike through El Yunque National Rainforest. We capped it off with this pitch-dark paddle as a thunderstorm came rollin’ in — plus a fight to the death through mosquitoes and mangroves. Good times. Don’t try this at home.